The Bag for your Next Booty Call

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My booty call days are long behind me, but I can still see the genius in the Booty Call Bag from my pal mklee and her cohorts carly, cat and melissa. These ladies have packed everything the adventurous single gal needs to see her through a night on the town and all the drama that comes with it. The $30 kit comes packed in a handmade black bag with sexy handmade undies, a mini-flask, travel razor, feminine wipe, gum, lube, condoms, a safety pin, pain reliever and an instructional booklet with tried-and-true pick-up lines and clever exit strategies.

The only thing it doesn’t include is a pal to remind you that a) these things happen and b) sometimes a hazy memory is a good thing.