Billion Dollar Babes this Weekend

Yo yo yo. Billion Dollar Babes is in the SF hiz-ouse this weekend at Dogpatch Studios. You’ve got to RSVP to attend (or so they say, although the last time I went, I just walked in).

Fashionista tip #1: Wear decent undies, because you’ll be trying on your stash in front of a million other chicks. Lots of skinny, thong-wearing chicks, I might add. Don’t be the granny pants in the middle like I was.

Fashionista tip #2: Go early if you want the best size selection. In my experience, BDB has tons of small sizes, but not many waists over 30 and not many large dresses.